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26 April 2015 @ 05:23 pm

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Title: Keep Back What the Clouds Are Hiding [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: PG-15
Characters/Pairings: Joshua/Neku
Spoilers: None, it’s an AU
Warnings: Language, talk of sexual situations, but nothing very explicit
Summary: High School AU. “No strings attached” isn’t easy when you keep tying them on yourself.
A/N: Whew, another part done! I keep finishing bits of these, and then life gets in the way, and I can’t seem to get it done in one go. Oh well. Chronologically, this is fourth in the series. Enjoy!

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Current Music: "Shi no Barado" Area 11
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21 March 2013 @ 05:20 pm
Hi everyone! I've found myself in need of cash so I'm selling a bunch of doujin. Please come take a look!

How it Works
1. In a comment, please give me the number of the item you want, and your zip code. I ship from the USA, and at this time, I do not take holds.
2. I will give you the total price+shipping, so you can look it over and make sure. I do not ship internationally, sorry for the inconvenience
3. If the pricing looks okay, I'll then PM you my PayPal information. Once you have sent the payment, please respond to that PM with "payment sent!" and the address you want the doujin sent to.
4. I will send your doujin out no later than 3 days after I get confirmation of payment and your address.

Doujin I'm selling are below the cut.

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16 February 2013 @ 02:29 am
Title: The Songs You Grow to Like [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Really super vague Joshua/Neku. More like just the stirrings of it.
Spoilers: None, this is an AU
Warnings: Language is all, really. Pretty tame.
Summary: High School AU. If Neku had just gone home that afternoon, things would have turned out a lot differently.
A/N: FoB came off hiatus, I figured it was a cosmic sign I should write more of Bang the Doldrums series. And I’m writing these out of order again. But this has a little something that needs to be established before anything else moves forward, so, there you go. Chronologically, this is first in the series, and happens about seven months before the previous installment. Enjoy!

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Current Music: "Up the Wolves" The Mountain Goats
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06 January 2013 @ 06:39 pm
Title: Found Out In-Between Sheets [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: MA/NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Joshua/Neku
Spoilers: None, it’s an AU
Warnings: Language, sexual situations
Summary: High School AU. Neku wants to talk. Not much talking gets done.
A/N: Whew. Sorry this took a little bit. Strangely I had this half finished for a long time, but then never found that last bit of inspiration until break. But, here you go! Chronologically, this is third in the series. Enjoy!

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Current Music: "Eastern Europe" The Stills
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10 November 2012 @ 01:38 am
Title: Off-White Linen [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Joshua/Hanekoma
Warnings: None. This is pretty tame.
Spoilers: Endgame and Secret Reports. Basically everything.
Summary: There are certain consistencies that can weather even the reset button.
A/N: This is also known as the fic I wrote during archeology class to keep me sane. My first time writing this pair, and I plan to write more of them. They’re too much fun not to, after all. Enjoy!

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Current Music: "Pardon Me" He Is We
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12 July 2012 @ 10:34 pm
Title: Joke me Something Awful [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Joshua/Neku…kind of more along the lines of Neku->Joshua.
Spoilers: None, it’s an AU.
Warnings: Language, some sexual imagery
Summary: High school AU. Somewhere between being friends and being friends with benefits, there was a tipping point.
A/N: I never intended this to kind of…become it’s own thing, but it has. This is part of a fic verse now called Bang the Doldrums that includes “Moves Make up for The Silence.” Chronologically, this fic is second in the series. I don’t know how it happened, but there you go. Enjoy!

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25 June 2012 @ 12:15 am
Title: Featherlight [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: MA/NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Joshua/Neku
Spoilers: Post-Game TWEWY and a very small one for Dream Drop Distance (if you can even consider that canon towards TWEWY in the first place).
Warnings: Language, explicit sexual situations,
Summary: Wingkink. It’s an ordinary day when Neku becomes curious about a certain aspect of Joshua he’s sure exists, but he’s never seen.
A/N: Well, this was a long time coming, all things considered. I’ve had this floating around in my head for months, thanks life for getting in the way. In any case, I hope all of you enjoy!

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Current Music: "Halo" Bloc Party
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08 June 2012 @ 12:04 pm
Back home.
Job in Seattle looking slim to none.
Continued frustration on all fronts. Including the fact that my internet went kaput (it has something to do with the modum hardware and the company is being a little dickhead about it so I probably won't be back for a week or so).

I don't know what I'm going to do if I don't have something to keep me busy. Go crazy? I just...this has been a really tough past three months and it just keeps getting tougher. I can't catch a break.

Just thought you all would like to know what's going on. Take care.
Current Mood: frustratedfrustrated
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10 February 2012 @ 01:10 am
Title: Moves Make Up for the Silence [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: MA/NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neku/Joshua (that order, ladies and gents!)
Warnings: Language, explicit sexual situations
Summary: High School AU. Joshua makes things clear in very unorthodox ways.
A/N: Necktie bondage porn. Yeah, I don’t know either. Enjoy!

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Current Music: "Kyoto" Skrillex
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05 February 2012 @ 01:27 am
Title: Glossy [2/?]
Author: Melly
Rating: Eventual MA/NC-17, kinda just PG-13 for now
Characters/Pairings: Joshua/Neku (main), Shiki/Eri, and Uzuki/Kariya.
Warnings: Language, eventual sexual situations, and alcohol use.
Spoilers: It’s an AU so not really? Except for the appearance of a certain someone you learn about in week 1, that is.
Summary: Model AU. All Neku wanted was a raise, but the so-called promotion from barista to assistant for a snobby, irritating, enigmatic model is one he could do without.
A/N: Ahh this took longer to get out than I wanted it to. Sorry for the wait, and thanks everyone for the comments and support. Enjoy!

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Current Music: "Our War" Neon Trees
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23 January 2012 @ 01:04 am

Pretend for a minute that the only contact you have ever had with me is through my fic. We've never exchanged LJ/DW comments or emails, never hung out in chat or on YM/AIM, never talked on the phone or met each other in person, none of that stuff. The only thing you know about me is the kind of fic I write.

What kind of person would you think I am? How would you describe my attitudes and opinions about real-life issues? Or, to use the rephrased question: Based on the way I write my characters, and the way they speak, think, and behave, what would that say to you about me?

Go for it! Fic index is right here
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01 January 2012 @ 10:51 pm
Title: Glossy [1/?]
Author: Melly
Rating: Eventual MA/NC-17, kinda just PG-13 for now
Characters/Pairings: Joshua/Neku (main), Shiki/Eri, and Uzuki/Kariya.
Warnings: Language, eventual sexual situations, and alcohol use.
Spoilers: It’s an AU so not really? Except for the appearance of a certain someone you learn about in week 1, that is.
Summary: Model AU. All Neku wanted was a raise, but the so-called promotion from barista to assistant for a snobby, irritating, enigmatic model is one he could do without.
A/N: For measuringlife for the Secret Santa, since she loves AUs even more than I do. This should be fun. Enjoy!

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31 December 2011 @ 06:12 pm

Happy New Years!

It's still a good few hours away here, but I figure I'd make this post now.
2011 has been...well, a year full of disappointments, but it managed to end on some good notes! I hope that's an indication of things to come. I'll keep trying my best, and that's all I can do, really.

I hope the coming year is kind and full of prospects for all of you. Let's make it a good one \0/

Take care and all the best,
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Current Music: "Cuddle Fuddle" Passion Pit
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22 December 2011 @ 01:23 am
Title: A Different Horizon [3/?]
Author: Melly
Rating: Pg-15
Characters/Pairings: Us/Uk and France/Canada. A lot of the cast appears, but in this chapter: Wales (Wyn).
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendo, violence, and a whole lot of video game references.
Summary: RPG AU. As adventures often do, Matthew’s started with a letter. Now he’s on a treasure hunt with his swordsman brother, a disgruntled black mage, and a summoner who is far too charming for his own good.
A/N: A holiday gift for measuringlife. I hope she and the rest of you appreciate my overindulgence, because this is just too fun to write when I need a break. As always, journal-only, and extensive A/N at the end. Enjoy!

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13 December 2011 @ 08:23 pm

Holiday Hiatus

Since I'm probably going to be very busy tomorrow, I'm putting this up here now. Thursday I'm flying home for Winter Break, so my internet will be spotty from the 15th of December to about the 3rd of January. I'll be around for exchanges and whatnot, but to be perfectly honest, I could really use the break, so unless I need to post/check something, I probably won't be around.

You can, however, reach me by text, if you'd like! Just drop me a PM, and I'll give you my number.

I have just one more exam to go, and this quarter will be over! Thank goodness. Also, whew, it's really chilly. Apparently, it's worse back home, so great, I have that to look forward to, ahaha...

Concerning memeish things, here is my holiday wish post, and here is my thread for the holiday love meme (2nd thread since the first apparently maxed?).

Anyway, best of luck to those of you who have finals going on, or still to come. Take care and keep warm, everyone.
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Current Music: "Lost Woods (Dubstep Remix)" Ephixa
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11 December 2011 @ 05:24 pm
I am so sorry I've been a complete recluse recently, but I'm in the final week of the QUARTER FROM HELL and all I've been doing is school and...avoiding doing things for school by fucking around on Tumblr and writing angsty fanfiction.

But, anyway, here to tell you I'm not dead and to drop off this meme before heading back to procrastinate study.


☆ Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered ... whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
☆ If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.
☆ Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ so that the holiday joy will spread.


☆ Surf around your friends list (or friends' friends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
☆ If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it. You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just... wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

Melly's wishlist:

1. Fanart of any of my fics, any fandom. I completely and utterly adore getting art for things I've written. There's no better feeling than knowing something you wrote inspired someone else enough for them to draw something, however small. Seriously, instant warm fuzzy feelings for days and days after I get art for fics.

2. This feeling of complete and utter inadequacy to go away. This year has been a struggle and a half to convince myself that I'm not a shit writer and person and that I'm actually doing something that makes a difference. Something happened recently that was a pretty big blow to my self-esteem in that regard, so I'd really like these feelings to just...go away forever.

3. The Uta No Prince Sama Class S Version Pendant. I am never going to get this because it's approximately 150$, but a girl can dream, right?

4. Posterrrrs. My wall in my dorm is really bare. I'd like nighttime cityscapes of Paris and Tokyo and Beijing, along with more fandom oriented posters like The World Ends With You, Adventure Time, or France and America's stick posters.

5. Fanworks of pairs I love. It's always nice to see stuff of things you like, of course!

6. Makeup, specifically eye shadows. You can never have too many colors! I like Urban Decay a whole whole lot, but I can be persuaded to like things that have funny and unique names. Seriously, I have bought so much stuff just because it had a cute/witty name.

7. Coffee/tea. I love trying out new stuff people think is awesome.

8. Internship at a publishing company. Preferably paid.

9. Icons of things/characters I like. I kinda fail at making them myself, after all :|a

10. all my pairs to become canon the power to destroy my enemies Daito Shunsuke Uh....world peace?

If you need my address, just drop me a comment here or in a PM. ^.^
Oh, also, there is this:
Holiday Love Meme

I hope the rest of you are keeping as stress-free as you can this time of year. Chin up, we're almost there~!

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Current Music: "The Last Day on Earth" Kate Miller Heidke
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23 November 2011 @ 12:35 am

(Small) Hiatus

Hi everyone! I'm flying out tomorrow to DC to spend Thanksgiving with my brother. I'm not sure if the hotel I'm staying at has free wi-fi, and even if it does, I'm not sure how much time I'll have to actually be on.

I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving, if you're celebrating it. Eat lots and relax! I'll be back Sunday~

Take care.
Current Mood: blankblank
Current Music: "Cover my Eyes" La Roux
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13 November 2011 @ 11:58 pm
Title: When I Say [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: MA
Characters/Pairings: France/Canada
Warnings: Language, talk and implications of sex, including talk about sex of the non-con variety. Nothing very explicit, but it’s there.
Summary: Francis is aware, to some degree, of his not-entirely-factual reputation, but it still hurts to know how much it has preceded him.
A/N: De-anon from the kink meme. Any/any, surprised when their partner takes “no” for an answer. This prompt really caught my interest, and I’ve wanted to do something like this for a long while. So, enjoy!

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Current Music: "Honey and the Bee" Owl City
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09 November 2011 @ 11:07 pm
Title: Aubade [1/1]
Author: Melly
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Joshua/Neku
Warnings: There’s nothing really. Fluff?
Spoilers: This occurs post-game, so there are a few.
Summary: Neku enjoys a rare, strange instance when Joshua isn’t being completely irritating.
A/N: This was borne from a little bit of headcanon of mine and morphed itself into this fluffy thing. But hey, a little bit of that is good for the soul right? Like chicken soup. Enjoy!

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Current Music: "Little Lover's so Polite" Silversun Pickups